Welcome to spudWorks.

This has been a concept a long time comming that has finally been assembled and ready for you, the user, to see. After we send out our major press release, there will no doubt be questions and fears about the new world spudWorks will create. For instance, we've already been asked the following:

1. What is the point of this site?
2. How do we plan to make money?
3. Will there be an ample amount of pornography?
4. Is this for real?

To which we answer:

1. Entertainment. Ours, yours, everyones. If people aren't sent into a catatonic state of bliss after viewing one of our entertainment products, then we've failed. It's as simple as that.
2. User donations from people like you. Every three months, at a time most calculated to be inconvienent to you, we will hold a quarterly web-a-thon, in which we display segments of our products as well as dancing crippled kids to remind you of what an important part we play in your lives.
3. While we are sometimes prone to viewing pornography, we feel as though there is more than enough of it on the web as is, and therefore will not display pornography of any type. Rather, we will be displaying fine works which are classified as "art."
4. Far more real than you would ever want to believe.

We not only believe everything we said but we expect you to also. So enjoy our video and music pieces, and feel free to send feedback or money orders (no personal checks, please). We'll keep on entertaining.

- Colin Ferm