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06.05.2000

Too many people are trusting of everyone they know, and don't know, and frankly we, at spudWorks, feel as though you're really only hurting yourselves by putting yourself out there. As such, we have compiled a list of people that we feel should not be trusted, or who, at the very least, should have to work a little harder for your confidence. Each has their own reason, which may, or may not, be mentioned, but our research group has done their due diligence to ferret out those without scruples in today's society.

People who should not be trusted include:

  1. People who put sugar in their coffee. Cream is fine, but non-dairy creamer is not.
  2. Guitarists who wear their instrument too high when playing.
  3. People under 30 who are "happily" married. Bullshit.
  4. Investment Bankers, they'll sell your soul to make a dime.
  5. Film Students, the most sketchy type, who do everything for "experience."
  6. QA tech people. They'll tell you what's wrong but won't lift a finger to fix it.
  7. Actors. They're worse than film students.
  8. Focus groups. What would you say for free food?
  9. People who say they didn't know smoking could kill them when they started.
  10. Marketing people. What would you say for a piece of the action?

When you examine this list, it becomes quiet clear that a pattern emerges and that you could easily find people of similar mind who, at all costs, should not be trusted with even the simplest tasks. Frankly, should you think of some, we'd like to hear about it so we may update this list.

- The Staff


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